Spouse Comedy Appreciator Gifts

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

The Pink Bantha

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Conservation Area

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

All-Verbal Westerns

"A haand gel...!?"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Moulin Rouge Security

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!