Sporty Caretaker Pillows

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I had to skip my workout."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Egg Buggy

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Caution. Slippery when wet.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'Take care'.

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"Did you forget to tell anyone to water the garden while we were away?"

'Where's your goldfish?'

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'