Sporty Bears Pillows

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Welcome Spring.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Jumping cheerleaders

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'The grudge match.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

You have the worst spring breath.

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Bear at a vending machine

Baby Bear.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"