Sporty Bears Mugs

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Welcome Spring.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Jumping cheerleaders

Golf Clubs Underwater.

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'The grudge match.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Bear at a vending machine

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Baby Bear.

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."