Bears Pillows

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

"If anyone's got a plan B, now would be a good time."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

The Off-Season

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

'You would never catch ME wearing white after labor day.'

'This yoga is too hot.'

'They're using honey to draw us out! Fortunately, they underestimate our willpower.'

'Now that winter is coming with all these heating bills we wonder if you could teach us how to hibernate?'

'Well, whoever named us wildlife sure didn't live with you, Bernie!'

"For the last bloody time, I won't forget the honey!"

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'I'm tired of honey and fish..I'm seriously considering becoming a man eater.'

'If you're having trouble settling into a long winter's nap, try these 'hibernaton pills'!'

"You're always sure of a big surprise in the woods today"

Welcome Spring.

'Hello, I'm Ealing Broadway.'

The Hibernation Channel

"As soon as Pete woke from hibernation, he got down to some 'spring cleaning'...."

I am the cute blue bear

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

'Wrestling was fun. Can I have some more honey in my tea?'

True Love Does Exist.

Polar bear lolly

'Anybody here need a honey bear'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'I'm sorry dear, there's no more porridge left: That awful Goldilocks ate our last packet yesterday...'

'I hope you'll be able to keep my name out of it.'

'Isn't that ironic: I'm prescribing contact lenses for a Spectacled Bear...'

'Oh, don't feel bad. They say it happens to all men at some point. But then again, I never did hear of it happening to a bear!'

"Goddamn it Randy, the constitution gives us the right to bear arms..."

"Yeah, yeah, laugh! You see, my cave is dark, warm and damp, so every Spring, when I wake up, I'm covered in fungi..."

"What? I slept seven months."

Middle Age: When a man turns out the light sfor economic reasons rather than for romantic ones!

"Boss, a copyright lawyer would like to talk to you..."