Bears Prints

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

"If anyone's got a plan B, now would be a good time."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'This yoga is too hot.'

'You would never catch ME wearing white after labor day.'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

The Off-Season

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'They're using honey to draw us out! Fortunately, they underestimate our willpower.'

'Now that winter is coming with all these heating bills we wonder if you could teach us how to hibernate?'

'Well, whoever named us wildlife sure didn't live with you, Bernie!'

"For the last bloody time, I won't forget the honey!"

'I'm tired of honey and fish..I'm seriously considering becoming a man eater.'

'If you're having trouble settling into a long winter's nap, try these 'hibernaton pills'!'

"You're always sure of a big surprise in the woods today"

Welcome Spring.

'Hello, I'm Ealing Broadway.'

I am the cute blue bear

"And Yogi thinks he's smarter than the average bear?"

"As soon as Pete woke from hibernation, he got down to some 'spring cleaning'...."

The Hibernation Channel

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

"Now you've done it! Worse than my Mama Bear, you'll have to deal with my Grandmama Bear!"

"Hey everybody. The food truck is here and they have little nuggets this time."

"Ready for the lockdown."

Polar bear lolly

True Love Does Exist.

'Wrestling was fun. Can I have some more honey in my tea?'

'Anybody here need a honey bear'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'I'm sorry dear, there's no more porridge left: That awful Goldilocks ate our last packet yesterday...'

'I hope you'll be able to keep my name out of it.'

'Isn't that ironic: I'm prescribing contact lenses for a Spectacled Bear...'

'Oh, don't feel bad. They say it happens to all men at some point. But then again, I never did hear of it happening to a bear!'

"Goddamn it Randy, the constitution gives us the right to bear arms..."