Sportswear Satirist Pillows

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

The Golfing Accident

Emergency Hipster Beard

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

The Leafs win the Cup!

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

The Hockey World

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Phone Mittens

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

The solitude of bean farming appealed to the ex-ballplayer after his fall from grace.

Racketeer

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

Loser's Podium.