Sportsmanship Guru Gifts

"Did you win your squash game?"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'You are doing it wrong.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Largest Divot Trophy.

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

Golf

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

Then and Now.

Hair Style Menu

'Who's gonna stay here and do my homework?'

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

Sportsmanship

'Don't be silly, Gladys -y ou only get ducks in CRICKET!!'

Thanks God!

'Golf War Syndrome.'

Golf

'And remember: when introduced to the other team's captain, make direct eye contact and give a firm handshake...'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'