Sportsmanship Guru Gifts

"Did you win your squash game?"

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Hole in one!!!!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'You are doing it wrong.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

Largest Divot Trophy.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

Golf

Then and Now.

Hair Style Menu

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

Sportsmanship

'Don't be silly, Gladys -y ou only get ducks in CRICKET!!'

'Who's gonna stay here and do my homework?'

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

Thanks God!

'Golf War Syndrome.'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."