Sports Whistleblower Pillows

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Tempest in a Teapot

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Goal!

Welsh water sewage

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

Cubicle Slavery

Mint?! This isn't a mint! It's all that's left of my natural habitat!

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

"In lieu of an exit interview, he just emailed a string of emojis about how he felt about the company and his boss."

"The U.S. should retaliate against the EU's Google fine and go after a dominant, European tech company... as soon as they have one."

"We want you to be passionage about your job even if it sucks the life out of you."

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

'Read the one where all the Enron employees are fighting over the paper shredder.'

"If you could just lose the smug 'I'll lose all your money and still get a million pound pay off' look."

'Next...an in-depth report on corporate corruption - excluding, of course, our parent company.'

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

Baseball Cash

'...You've got no game.'

Protest at a sign company.

ICC Match Fixing

'This complaint of your of sex discrimination.'

Scandal is catching up to Lance Armstrong.

NHS whistleblowers leavers party.

Alternative Names for Washington Redskins

"The salary is unimportant—I'll just siphon off what I need."

'You think Simmons is on drugs?'

'... And so the tortoise beat the hare, but was later disqualified due to steriods abuse.'

Olympic village with boy selling urine samples outside.

'Remember the golden rule: Those that have the gold make the rules.'

Doping in Cycling.

"Where do I see myself in five years? Living off the royalties of the tell-all book I will write."

News. Sports Steroid Scandal. I remember when "Team Chemistry" was a good thing.