Finance Whistleblower Pillows

"If you could just lose the smug 'I'll lose all your money and still get a million pound pay off' look."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Tempest in a Teapot

'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Wall Street In Jail

Welsh water sewage

Panama Papers

Corruption trial in the Vatican

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

'I think the global banking sector, drunk on years of excessive bonuses, may need a little more than your 'very angry' T-shirt to make them toe the line.'

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

'...And in this dungeon we incarcerate the lowest of the low - the mis-sellers of P.P.I. schemes!'

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

How Americans Can Get Help

"So what else can we get our customers to do online themselves and charge them for it?"

Cubicle Slavery

'To be honest I generally only deal with clients by phone or email.'

Mint?! This isn't a mint! It's all that's left of my natural habitat!

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

US Economy Boat.

"In lieu of an exit interview, he just emailed a string of emojis about how he felt about the company and his boss."

'Don't blame us. Blame the customers we mis-sold insurance to, for having the audacity to claim compensation.'

"The U.S. should retaliate against the EU's Google fine and go after a dominant, European tech company... as soon as they have one."

"We want you to be passionage about your job even if it sucks the life out of you."

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'

While we watched the Trump circus... In the middle of the night the GOP controlled Congress took away your right to hold the big banks accountable when they rip you off!

'It is a standard contract - sign at the bottom. The first clause forbids you to read any of the others!'

'Read the one where all the Enron employees are fighting over the paper shredder.'

'The hospital is billing me for my out-of-body experience!'

The Bank Bogey Man

'Next...an in-depth report on corporate corruption - excluding, of course, our parent company.'