Sports Vs. Romance Debater Gifts

'I said she was asking for trouble, with her, 'me or your stupid old football match!''

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Kissing on the golf course

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

Proposal on a snowboard

"I've had enough of character building, Dad. Can I support a successful team now?"

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

"He finally popped the big question: Would I watch the super bowl with him?"

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

'You got a problem with that call? Do ya, Coach? Well I call 'em the way I see 'em!'

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

"Advantage, Mom."

"Lucky devil, he's listening to the live Test Match commentary from Australia."

'Where's the evidence keeping us out?'

The summertime sport

'I'm sure that last ball was lbw.'

'We just can't seem to keep it clean. . .'

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

How could I forget the day we met...

'It isn't football hooliganism, it's a cultural clash.'

'Oh stop, Harold! You're having an argument at home, not at the ball park!'

'Thirty,love...My lovey!'

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

Boxing Ring

Love Birds love watching football together

Tonight's Discussion: Can a sports team owner be forced to sell due to overheard racial remarks?

Speed Dating/Speed Dumping