Sports Vs. Romance Debater Pillows

'I said she was asking for trouble, with her, 'me or your stupid old football match!''

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Kissing on the golf course

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

Proposal on a snowboard

"He finally popped the big question: Would I watch the super bowl with him?"

'You got a problem with that call? Do ya, Coach? Well I call 'em the way I see 'em!'

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

"Advantage, Mom."

"Lucky devil, he's listening to the live Test Match commentary from Australia."

'I'm sure that last ball was lbw.'

The summertime sport

How could I forget the day we met...

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

'Thirty,love...My lovey!'

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

Speed Dating/Speed Dumping

'Oh stop, Harold! You're having an argument at home, not at the ball park!'

Boxing Ring

Love Birds love watching football together

'We had no choice, ump. Their pitcher threw a brushback, and so we retaliated with a burshback...'