Sports Teacher T-Shirts

'Sorry, you're not sadistic enough to be a P.E. teacher!'

'He hates basketball! He hates basketball! He hates basketball!'

'Your fitness regime hasn't worked headmaster. The gym floor collapsed.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Umpire School Taking A Ball Four.

Basketball

Whistle

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Go team!

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I AM at my usual position."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Punt Cake

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Snooker Golf.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Football

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Saving a Heart

The best PE teacher in the World.

Personal conker trainer.

Cricket Accidents.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Knight in shining Lycra!

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.