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'Excellent swing. Wonderful form. Beatuiful followthrough...too bad you missed the ball.'

'Not that slowly back...'

'If I were you I'd cheat!' (Golf lessons).

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

'The idea is to hit the little ball into that hole over there.'

'So, you're new at the game.'

Driving School

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

No-Work Orange

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

I guess she had other plans for you.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Golfing Bishop.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

I think you're ace

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Snooker Golf.