Sports Talk Lover Pillows

"Why do I like the Yankees, Rudy?"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Golf with a difference

Egyptian Football

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

I love Basketball.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'