Sports Story Seeker Prints

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"Your Honor, I have a rebuttal witness."

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'No, I haven't heard the score of the football game.'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

"Too bad we're on hole sixteen."

Doping

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

Live soccer today.

'...Meanwhile, in the Catholic division, Divine Mercy throttled Eternal Peace, while Good Shepherd was mercilessly pummeled by St. Francis.'

"Er...Eric..."

'He's okay otherwise, but I get sick and tired of hearing about his lifetime batting average of .325.'

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

The New York Sportswriters

"And in an amazing development today, Oxford has failed to qualify for the boat race."

Tough day coach. What happened?...I think it's pretty obvious Frank...You can't win a ball game with that many turnovers!

Marcus Rashford

'Where's the evidence keeping us out?'

Jourdan Rodrigue

'I'm sorry...Commissioner who?'

Daily News Headline Dept. An athlete who failed as a baseball pitcher, a tennis player and a ski jumper accidentally ran his car into a tree! No curve, no serve, no nerve, no swerve!

Golf on TV

Main St Ottowa

'Of course we have the finest facilities in the league. This locker room has leather bench seating, cold a.c., and even plenty of cup holders.'

"Long ago men cursed and beat the ground with sticks. It was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf."

"Sex, drugs and sports. Didn't it used to be sex, drugs and rock and roll?"

"The combined total of major-league batting averages was down three and a half points today. Outs outnumbered hits four to one, on a total of fourteen hundred at-bats."

Triple-Digit Football Jerseys

'What? I've been cut from the team!??'