Sports Comedy Seeker Prints

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Clown on bike.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Knights of the bedside table.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Zoo animals.

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Noah's ark, many lions

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'