Sports Scandal Lover Gifts

Alternative Names for Washington Redskins

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Trump returns home

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Mary Trump

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Tennis corruption

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

Ski Surfing

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

Gulliver's Travails

Trumpled

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

Goal!

VW scandal

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

Sauce close to the PM.

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

"The president's parade"