Sports Reporter Gifts

Tough day coach. What happened?...I think it's pretty obvious Frank...You can't win a ball game with that many turnovers!

'Of course we have the finest facilities in the league. This locker room has leather bench seating, cold a.c., and even plenty of cup holders.'

"The combined total of major-league batting averages was down three and a half points today. Outs outnumbered hits four to one, on a total of fourteen hundred at-bats."

"Rarely, if ever, has any contender in the Masters shown such cool confidence, such assurance, such . . ."

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Jourdan Rodrigue

"And in an amazing development today, Oxford has failed to qualify for the boat race."

'Do you think Monty was annoyed I asked questions about his personal life?'

'We didn't underestimate them, They were a lot better than we thought, , ,'

A Very Small and Complacent TV Station: '...And the final score between the Brewers and the Centennials was four to three...or four all...something like that...whatever...'

'Looks pretty muddy out there today.'

Tokyo 2020

"This is just an interview. There's no need to keep it secret from the other team!"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Gay Times...

Press Freedom

Difference of Opinion

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.