Sports Mix-up Lover Gifts

Golfer on Football Pitch

Alternative fielding positions

"Sorry, that's not my table."

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Busy mom drops a child off at the kennels and is on her way to dropping the dog off at kindergarten.

Ski Surfing

'I suppose you're going to tell me I need new contact lenses.'

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

"Mr. October"

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

'Continue to support sex education in the schools if you want to, but Billy just told me that he resulted when your sperm met my omelet.'

'Why am I here, nurse? I just wanted a replacement for my organ.'

'Elements' sports team

"Football Pool"

Soccer wins more attention than baseball in Cuba

"No, this is not 'returns,' and that's not a receipt … it's a birth certificate!"

"Please forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles. Will the happy couple please step forward?"

Skeet Fishing.

The exciting new game of skeet golf.

Shot Putt-Putt.

'You're right. It does look infected. But I'm just the janitor.'

'Eh Darling. Why is the goldfish in the cats bowl?'

He's made a putting green on the second floor.

Alternative Names for Washington Redskins

Yep. Ed's a man for all seasons: Baseball, Basketball, Football and Hockey.

"Do you call this a party! I've been to livelier funerals!"

'Hey, count me in!'

Love of the Game

'You idiot! You didn't tell us this gig was for a marching band! '

"Ah...I see your mistake. We're, Proctor and Proctor. You're looking for the proctologist, next door."

Animal Hospital.

Whoops! I've brought the wrong husband home from the shops.

"A mistake, I have made."

Fantasy football - all players paid minimum wage, have fat ugly wags and drive old bangers.

A golfer with a curved gilf stick putts a ball around a tree