Sports Mishaps Gifts

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

'Fine. And you?'

The Rugby Throw Up.

"Misery, torment, N.Y. football"

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

Discus accidents.

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

'It's an old badminton injury.'

Hockey cheerleaders.

'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'

The woodpeckers are just sitting there. That's the new concussion protocol.

'Good news. We've decided to give you the game ball.'

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

Football League: Concussions R US.

"I'd feel more comfortable if you'd use diplomacy."

Football League - Concussions R Us.

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

"Wonderful holiday! Two-weeks skiing really makes you feel like a new man!"

"Last week, my husband waded into the cords behind our TV to untangle them, and I haven't seen him since."

"Stand still, for God's sake, we're trying to give you a kiss."

'I sprained it playing cricket.'

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

Golfer on Football Pitch

This sucks

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

Doctor to pig: 'It's a hamstring pull.'