Sports Medicine Geek Gifts

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Team medic spraying deodorant

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

Sports Medicine.

'Turn your head and cough.'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

The discovery of the $2,000 Aspirin

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'I think he's got another inning left in him... clear!'

'I should try the polyclinic, sir.'

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

Weak Research

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."

'I can't let him back in to play. He couldn't tell me what he's making this year.'

'The diagnostic computer keeps getting error messages.'

'Professional ice hockey is banning hits to the head...players may now back into each other when leaving the NHL parking lot.'

'Well, Mr. Swine, it looks like you pulled a hamstring.'

Sports Medicine

A runner crosses the finish line chased by a nurse.

'You must learn to let the discus go.'

"If your bill isn't paid in 30 days, you'll be hearing from the organ collection repro man!"