Sports-med Fusion Gifts

RX baseball hat

Snooker Golf.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Football Sculpture.

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Team medic spraying deodorant

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

Sports Medicine.

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

'Turn your head and cough.'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'I think he's got another inning left in him... clear!'

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

Football Pudding

'It's an old badminton injury.'

Weak Research

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."

Cellist uses his bow to play snooker with.

'I can't let him back in to play. He couldn't tell me what he's making this year.'

Football or no football, that's not how we pass the plate.

Scuba Skater