Sports Judge Gifts

Gymnastic Scores.

American Sports Idol.

Skater falls, judges score cards say OOOOF!

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

I love Lawyers

'Court's in recess!'

"You call this a constitution?"

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Now that's a win."

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

Barristers

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"