Sports Figure Pillows

Pelé

Diego Maradona

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Pete Sampras

Kenny Dalglish

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Cristiano Ronaldo

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Gareth Bale

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"They'd sold out of #1's."

So close... Yet so far.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Bradley Wiggins

Rugby Mad.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'I've been transferred again.'

Napoleon Wenger

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

Harry Kewell

Jozef Golonka

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

Greville Starkey

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Martin Jol

Sam Allardyce

Martin O'Neill

Arsene Wenger

Alastair Cook

Mayor Gojo presents a keycard to the city to celebrity.

Don't bug me about college! I'm doing all I can: good grades. Playing sports. Helped found Eco Club. What more can I possibly do? Acquire rich parents. Fast. College guide.