Sports Enthusiast Parent Pillows

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Baby Footballer

Daddy's Hook

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

'Are you the person I see about getting a sign-up bonus and a salary?'

Another Rugby Star is Born.

"I am standing up straight."

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

"Dad and son playing with rugby ball. Son runs up to ball and kicks it. Ball hits dad in nose - nose starts bleeding."

'You can't expect to win every interest he shares!'

It's nice they can all join in, isn't it? Yes! My kids wiping the floor with your kid!

"This is the fist time I've ever seen a tech support number of a soccer ball."

'I just felt it kick again, Charlie - I think he's going to be a football superstar!'

Thank you for not flying into a rage and pummeling the ref!!

'Of course I bailed you out - you've got soccer tonight.'

Reading to your kid and checking the scores