Sports Criticism Prints

'Touch me and I'll see you in Strasbourg.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

The Golfing Accident

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'What the... Oh, lucky me - it's just something easy to get rid of!'

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

Racketeer

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

The solitude of bean farming appealed to the ex-ballplayer after his fall from grace.