Sports Business Aficionados Pillows

'The champ will make twenty million from this fight, mainly from selling advertising space on his shorts...'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Football.

Fox hunting.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."