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'The champ will make twenty million from this fight, mainly from selling advertising space on his shorts...'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

David and Goliath.

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Fox hunting.

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"I need to buy a faster fastball."