Sports Bra Enthusiast Pillows

Sports bras - different bras with sports balls for cups.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Level up your game with a MANicure.

I love tennis

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

Austrailian Vollyroo

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

The circular nature of running wear.

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

Alligator drinking Gatorade,

"Compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar."

Sports Optometrist and Cyclops.

'Does my gum look big in this?'

Chav a Merry Christmas

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

Tennis

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

'I'm umpiring the game - lifeguard's over there.'

Tennis Fan

"No dear. Grandpa isn't a clown. That's just his golf outfit."

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

Tennis Cosmetic Surgery.

"We've decided to market this product to disgruntled 25 to 54 y.p. women in bathrobes."

Foam Finger Envy

You're constantly finding new ways to be lazy, aren't you?

M&S profits soar - 'That'll be all the underpants you've been buying me.'

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

What do you mean he lost

"And if you forget who you're covering I'll be on the sidelines, in Hugo Boss, ready to remind you."