Sports Bra Enthusiast Prints

Sports bras - different bras with sports balls for cups.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Level up your game with a MANicure.

I love tennis

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Austrailian Vollyroo

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

The circular nature of running wear.

"Compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar."

'Does my gum look big in this?'

Chav a Merry Christmas

Sports Optometrist and Cyclops.

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

Tennis

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

"No dear. Grandpa isn't a clown. That's just his golf outfit."

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

'I'm umpiring the game - lifeguard's over there.'

Tennis Fan

Tennis Cosmetic Surgery.

"We've decided to market this product to disgruntled 25 to 54 y.p. women in bathrobes."

Foam Finger Envy

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

What do you mean he lost

M&S profits soar - 'That'll be all the underpants you've been buying me.'

"And if you forget who you're covering I'll be on the sidelines, in Hugo Boss, ready to remind you."

'I play a lot of sports.'