Sports And Fitness Fan Gifts

Tug-of-War

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

In the Guru District

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

Bowled over again!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Well, well, well...'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Go team!

Turn, turn and turn.

Be Healthy

Muscles

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'