Sports Almanac Lover Prints

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Egyptian Football

Golf with a difference

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love Basketball.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

"Once more, with fury."

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

The Real March of the Penguins.

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention