Sports Aliens Gifts

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Boomerang cow.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Monster Baseball

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

Children of the Cornhole

'You thought they were free, didn't you, Jimmy? Well, we've got news for you - nothing in this universe is really free, Jimmy, nothing. We want payment for the steak knives.'

"Take us to your recycling centre."

Daylight Savings Time Issues On Other Planets

"Tractor beam's broken."

'Low fat, high fiber. We'll come back tonight for the rest of them.'

'I know I promised to get off my backside and take up a sort once the Olympics had finished - but it ain't over yet!'

"In space, nobody can hear you bark."

Clothing on other planets

Ghoul Keeper

'I've sewn a little handkerchief pocket inside his shorts for phlegm.'

Ghost in Goal

Another tense night of contract bridge ahead.

'Before we delete their planet, let's play their quaint little ball game once more.'

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

"We must save Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate."

Never mind what planet you're from, I want a name and social security number.

'It's strictly catch and release, but Coconut Shrimp is great bait.'

'My folks are away and I have the ship. What do you say we go out and do some crop circles?'

Football Spaceship