Sports Aliens Gifts

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Boomerang cow.

Monster Baseball

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

Children of the Cornhole

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

'Take me to your David Bowie exhibition.'

"Tractor beam's broken."

Daylight Savings Time Issues On Other Planets

"Take us to your recycling centre."

'You thought they were free, didn't you, Jimmy? Well, we've got news for you - nothing in this universe is really free, Jimmy, nothing. We want payment for the steak knives.'

'Low fat, high fiber. We'll come back tonight for the rest of them.'

Sweet Old Lady with jogging shoes and running number.

Ghoul Keeper

'I know I promised to get off my backside and take up a sort once the Olympics had finished - but it ain't over yet!'

Clothing on other planets

"In space, nobody can hear you bark."

'I've sewn a little handkerchief pocket inside his shorts for phlegm.'

Ghost in Goal

Another tense night of contract bridge ahead.

'Before we delete their planet, let's play their quaint little ball game once more.'

Rejected Olympic exhibition sports.

"We must save Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate."

'My folks are away and I have the ship. What do you say we go out and do some crop circles?'

'It's strictly catch and release, but Coconut Shrimp is great bait.'

Rejected Olympic Sports

Never mind what planet you're from, I want a name and social security number.

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'