Sporting Goods Explorers Gifts

'I was hurt in a boating accident. I tripped over a rack of oars at a sporting goods store.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

I hate these flying fish

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

"Arrr! Hooked it again!"

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

An evolutionary turning point.

Going to the fitting rooms.

Ice-Skating Disaster.

A horse contemplates what to wear

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

'Great...We're lost. I guess we got off on the wrong exit.'

Husband and wife both imagine themselves in the same lingerie.

Venture scouts/Venture capitalists.

'If you had a tapeworm, would you keep it?'

'That's the box your presents came in.'

'I'm not sure about these... camouflage golf balls!'