Sporting Executive Prints

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

The MBA Draft

Golfing Boss

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Go team!

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

The Other Cooperstown

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

The Hockey World

"I love fast break business success."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

Egyptian Football

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Input From The Front Office

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

The Unsportables: Javelin Throw

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Pole Vault Rules