Football Executive Prints

Wigton Town F.C. - Board Room.

FIFA

Golfing Boss

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

Egyptian Football

Input From The Front Office

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

The Unsportables: Javelin Throw

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'This is not what I meant by a free kick.'

'Now what?!'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'

'Are you blind ref?'

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?