Football Management Prints

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

The MBA Draft

Go team!

'Another football scholarship offer?'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Football

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

Football team discussions.

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

Input From The Front Office

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'