Sports Director Prints

Input From The Front Office

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

The MBA Draft

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Go team!

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Perils of the double play.

The Other Cooperstown

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

The Hockey World

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

"I love fast break business success."

Egyptian Football

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Pole Vault Rules

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

The Unsportables: Javelin Throw