Sports Director Prints

Input From The Front Office

The MBA Draft

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Go team!

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

The Other Cooperstown

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"I love fast break business success."

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Egyptian Football

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

The Unsportables: Javelin Throw

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."