Athletics Director Prints

'We may be 0-10, but I think we can sue ourselves to an 8-2 record.'

College Football

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Football Fans

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Portrait of a Lady"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Pete Sampras

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Football

At the 2021 Religious Games

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Raheem Sterling

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Running

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"