Sporty Executive Prints

"Out? What are you, blind?"

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

Golfing Boss

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

Heavy Workload

Executive Coach: Specializing in sports metaphores.

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'

'It's got people contributing but it's a pain smoothing out all those notes.'

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."