Sporty Executive Mugs

"Out? What are you, blind?"

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Golfing Boss

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

Executive Coach: Specializing in sports metaphores.

Heavy Workload

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

'It's got people contributing but it's a pain smoothing out all those notes.'

'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."