Sporting Event Collector Pillows

Big golf fan

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pete Sampras

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Mark Gastineau

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Extra Long-jump

Baseball.

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Kobe Bryant

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

The Babe calls his shot.

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

Suzanne Lenglen

Arch of Triumph Save

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

Football addict

'No, no, no...kick the ball into touch! The ball!'

Jozef Golonka

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Birdie.'

Indians Smoke Signals.

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'