Sport Training Buff Pillows

Training Polo Ponies

Golfing Boss

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Muscles

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Football

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"I told him he should have trained more."

Keep Fit.

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Vendor selling testosterone.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Will that be coach?'

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."