Sport Training Buff Prints

Training Polo Ponies

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Muscles

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Football

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"I told him he should have trained more."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Vendor selling testosterone.

Keep Fit.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'It's caused by doing too many wrist curls, overindulging in spinach and... Excuse me. Everyone in here - stat - if you want to see an actual case of 'Popeye Syndrome'!'

'Will that be coach?'

'...and if you guys keep screwing up, I'm gonna have to start kicking some butt!'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.