Sport Communicator Mugs

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

If nobody had invented graphics

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"We evolved from asteroids"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Spam in Hell.

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Woman followed by devices.

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

Aluminium Henge

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

The next wave

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?