Sport Communicator Prints

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

If nobody had invented graphics

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"We evolved from asteroids"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

Spam in Hell.

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Woman followed by devices.

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Aluminium Henge

The next wave

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?