Sporran Fanatic Pillows

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

Showbiz Awards

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Tom Hanks

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

Chris O'Dowd

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

Haywatch

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Vincent Van Goth.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I've never done a Wi-Fi password before!"

"Nothing like a good stretch before looting and burning."

"Horton hears The Who!"

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'Do something dumb, media blitz, full disclosure, ask for forgiveness...you're back on top!'

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'