Spooky Sprouter T-Shirts

'You can't beat home groan.'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Open House of Horrors

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Welcome Ghost.

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"You never know what will catch on!"

Hallowe'en wake up call

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

Satan

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

"If anyone asks, I did this."

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

"For trick or treating, I'm dressing up as Billy Graham and going witnessing door-to-door."

'Take no notice, it's only the poltergeist. He does it for attention.'

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'

Bed, Bath & The Beyond

'Who wants another slice of Brussel Sprout...?'

Monster in shape of letter C.

"Feel the monster guts in the bowl!"

"High? This place is off he goddam charts."

Bluetooth was the future.

"This Halloween party is a great idea! Gracie is doing spooky decorations. And Tia Carmen is doing the fun gross-out food."

'Time for you to start the attack the garden weekend!'

"Come on in. The kids are in the backyard bobbing for pink eye."

'Oh, look... another brain. Gee, Thanks, Count.'

"This place looks fun!"

Tom was up late last night, exercising his demons.

"Oh great, here comes that kid with that lighthouse again."