Spooky Sprouter Prints

'You can't beat home groan.'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Open House of Horrors

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Punkins

Welcome Ghost.

Hallowe'en wake up call

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"You never know what will catch on!"

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

Satan

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

"If anyone asks, I did this."

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

'Take no notice, it's only the poltergeist. He does it for attention.'

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'

Pumpkin Sales

"For trick or treating, I'm dressing up as Billy Graham and going witnessing door-to-door."

Monster in shape of letter C.

Bed, Bath & The Beyond

'Who wants another slice of Brussel Sprout...?'

"High? This place is off he goddam charts."

Bluetooth was the future.

'Time for you to start the attack the garden weekend!'

"Feel the monster guts in the bowl!"

"This Halloween party is a great idea! Gracie is doing spooky decorations. And Tia Carmen is doing the fun gross-out food."

"If it doesn't make me scream, I get rid of it."

'Oh, look... another brain. Gee, Thanks, Count.'

"Come on in. The kids are in the backyard bobbing for pink eye."

"Oh great, here comes that kid with that lighthouse again."